DISCLAIMERS:

1. I LOVE MY BABIES!

As a proud mother of a jailed criminal, I can’t help but to love my own ideas.

But don’t fool yourself, my ideas have done damage before, to me and to others, is under your own risk that you proceed to read them and to give them any space inside your mind.

Hating them will not protect you. Worst, if you feel anything it means these ideas have found a way to the source of your emotions.

2. NOTHING NEW HERE. 

I can only blend and mix ideas, not create them.

Nothing on these lines is 100% original, neither it is intentional plagiarism, but I have intentionally omitted all cites and references, leaving it to you to search for the most original sources you can find.

3. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS:

Thank you to Google, YouTube, Facebook, History Channel, National Geographic and many magazines; you are all to blame for my inspiration to put this paper together.

I am not a book reader, sorry if that disappoints you, but indeed I get bored by book’s format. As result of my unhealthy habit, be aware that the simplicity and shortness of my ways may make you feel abandoned before you reach climax, but maybe you can make it better for yourself with more preambular thinking, get your mind warm and ready because I intend to be short.

Thank you my Pleasant Friends, those who tend to say: “interesting” when they really want to say “what the fuck have you been smoking?” but they are so nice and polite that they will keep the flow until I make a fool of myself into believing that these ideas can have something of value somewhere.

Thank You, if you read at least one of my Precious Bullshits!

Thank You twice, if you write me back with your hate arguments, showing me that the wrongness of these lines made you feel madly angry. Thank you for the energy that feeling anything requires, even if it is feeling something lovely.

Thank You For Ever, if you collaborate with the proper notations and quotes, web design, animations, graphics and drawings that will be included in the subsequent editions of this paper if that ever happens.